#Salmonella Cake Mix

[sixtysixproblems]

babygirl you have no idea how many resealable bags ive broken or how many boxes of cake mix I've eaten raw

[bioethicists]

rb and tag with the worst decision you make on a regular basis

[deathdetermineslife]

imagine it's cold and rainy outside. you're huddled up in a cozy spot, maybe you're in bed or on the couch or in a nice little nook you like to relax in. your f/o is with you, maybe sitting beside you, maybe across the room. it's such a nice and peaceful experience... nothing but the two of you and the sound of the rain.

"it's a perfect evening to bake, don't you think?" your f/o suggests. that sounds lovely, doesn't it? maybe you decide to make cookies or a cake or pie, maybe something less sweet? perhaps a nice loaf of bread or croissants or bagels? whatever you choose, you have fun making it. stirring the batter, mixing the dough... maybe you have to whip up some frosting and you both take turns "taste testing" it. and by taste testing, you both are standing next to the oven while things are baking and eating spoonfuls if the frosting.

if you're making a cake, who calls dibs on eating the leftover batter? do you share it? or maybe your f/o says, "that has raws eggs in it, you know. you're gonna get salmonella at this rate." and you just shrug it off, because what's better than eating leftover cake batter?

your baked goods are done. does one of you get a little too excited and try to eat it while it's hot? "you're supposed to let it cool first, you know that?" but how could either of you care right now. it really just is the perfect scene for baking... cold and rainy and you're with someone you cherish more than the world. and that's enough for the both of you.

you two can worry about cleanup later... that's the boring part anyways.

[hearted-anon]

Baking needs

Words: 1201 Note: Expanding my AU? Maybe. T/w: None, fluff for all Taglist: @reginald-stay09 @itzsana-kiddingmenow @hetashi-takashimaya-apollos-kid @soap143 @jungwon-is-the-one Lee: Felix Ler: Jisung

"Sung ah! Can you help me put these brownies in the oven?" Felix called out to the hallways, before a mushroom of hair peeked through one of the doors, happily skipping down to the kitchen to lend a helping hand. Jisung gives a whiff of the brownie mixture that was meant to be placed into the oven, practically floating from how angelic it smelt, if it weren't for Felix eyeing him and ensuring that the brownies were heading where they were supposed to be, the baking tin ought to be empty by now; even at the sacrifice of salmonella being a possibility that came along with it. After all, who could resist such a delicious treat after a long and arduous day of working and dancing?

"Now now, don't eat that, you know who that's for…" Felix hummed, not even batting an eye when the ace was drooling over the sweet desserts, still mixing another batch of cake. It was a plan made back years ago, or maybe on the spot at their shared birthday party, but both Han and Felix had planned to bake the sweetest of treats as a birthday gift to Seungmin, well, maybe just Felix. However, it wasn't that Han was useless in the kitchen, at least that's what he swore up and down. His 'help' consisted of leaning his head on Felix's shoulder and mumbling unintelligible words or simply cleaning up the mess that the Aussie was making around the kitchen to not seem like they were trying to recreate a bomb scene in the dorms.

"But they look so good! Seungmin's such a lucky guy…" Han sulked, nonetheless still tossing the brownies into the oven. In the process, he somehow managed to scald his hand under the metal grills of said appliance, wincing in pain as quietly as he could before waddling over to the sink. As cold water ran over the minor burn he suffered from, he saw a peak of blonde hair rushing over towards him, fussing over the quokka as if a worried mother hen. After many reminders that Han was indeed not going to die from a small burn, the Aussie came back with a bandage, carefully wrapping it around Jisung's finger, akin to handling glass. Han stared at the now covered injury; how does Felix manage such painful little things all the time by himself?

"Lucky indeed when you burnt your hand on an oven of all things," Felix muttered, finally setting the cake batter down with a sigh of triumph, decorating the top with an assortment of colourful sprinkles before tossing the tin into the oven with the brownies, a certain quokka salivating over the smell as he sat in front of the oven, as if the smell would waft into his nose to fulfill the ever growing sense of hunger in his stomach. With an earful from the blonde, he stood back up, clinging to said Aussie as he began to clean up the kitchen alone. Meanwhile, he pondered on ways to help the younger relax, seeing how his soft palms were littered in tiny burns and cuts from his baking adventures. Usually, they weren't visible to fans, under the guise of being so far away from him and never able to get in a close proximity like the members could. So…

"Jisung, what are you up to now?" The younger questions, being dragged over to the couch, before being tossed onto it like a ragdoll. Meanwhile, Jisung scrambled around the room, seemingly looking for something. A fist came up with a smile of accomplishment, the quokka coming back hurriedly with a bottle of cream. Staring at Felix's confused expression, Jisung was quick to explain that it was meant for his hands, not wanting them to lose their angelic and soft features that made them stand out from the rest. Although Felix began to thank him in all his gratefulness, something felt off about it, feeling like Felix was an anime character with droplets of sweat right behind his head. Assuming nothing of it, the older began to massage said cream into the younger's palm, noticing how quick he was to gnaw at the sleeve of his shirt. Did it hurt? Jisung thought, voicing his thoughts with laced concern into it.

"Aha…i-it doesn't huhuhurt..it t-tickles!" Felix choked out, hiding the growing flush on his cheeks with the sleeve of his shirt. Maybe his eyes were playing tricks on him, but something about the way Felix was laughing this time felt different, different from most times he'd laugh with the group or his crazed laughter when he found something hilarious. The laughter that spewed from his mouth was deep, as rich as gold, eyes lidded and almost closed with a wide smile that grazed his cheeks. If it weren't for his fingers going onto autopilot on the Aussie's palm, he was certain he would've stopped by now, his eyes only able to focus on the ethereal sight in front of him, jaw agape from how beautiful Felix looked, cheeks flushed and all.

"Plehehease! It tickles soho much!" Felix pleaded, snapping Jisung out of his train of thoughts, shaking his head rapidly to come back to the current situation. His fingers were slow and gentle, tracing little circles onto the soft palm of Felix's hand, barely skimming over the cream that covered his hand fully. Clearing his throat, he began to genuinely try and massage the cream into the cracks of his burns and cuts, occasionally throwing in some tiny scratches to the center of his palm or tracing little shapes around the small injuries to hear a sharp squeal in contrast to his usual deep voice.

"Oho goodness! Is it dohohone?!" He heard the younger beg above him, now having moved onto the other hand. With an enthusiastic reply of 'almost!', he continued his adventures on Felix's palm, keenly watching for the reactions on his face. The way his smile contorted from a wobbly, held back grin to a full-blown smile whenever his fingers hit a sensitive spot was oh so adorable, it almost dawned on Jisung that he never wanted this to stop. Seeing how happy the Aussie was under the sensations warmed his heart more than a hot cocoa on a winter night, the red bleeding all the way to his neck as he trembled, arm struggling to keep itself stretched out from the sensations that coursed through him.

"Fine fine~ We're done here," Jisung finally announced, getting up from the floor and admiring how out of breath the younger looked, head slumping against the cushions of the couch for a moment, rubbing his palms against each other, what looked like an indicator of the cold now just the Aussie trying to rub off the remaining lingering caresses on his hands. Once it was done, the screeching sound of the oven alerted the duo of their baked goods being done, Han slinging an arm around Felix's shoulder as he helped the Aussie to the kitchen, cheering him on when Felix grabbed the desserts out to cool, earning a hearty chuckle that made Han's heart skip a beat.

Maybe they should bake together more often…Jisung noted to himself.

[diyasgarden]

Baking?

This goes hand in hand with this post on cooking!

While Patrick can't cook, he is oddly good at baking. You were making a cake once and he came over. You didn't want him to help at first considering how much of a disaster he is at cooking, but he does anyway. The cake comes out amazing. Maybe it's because it's just prep and then putting it into the oven. After that you call him over whenever you're baking. The only annoying part is the fact that he insists on eating the batter like a kid. You tell him he'll get salmonella but he doesn't seem to care. If you're also someone who eats the batter, you leave a little bit to just eat with him once you put everything in the oven. He likes baking cakes with you, but he will literally help you bake anything. Especially if it means you'll let him eat what you bake (and you always do).

Art and you bake together every once in a while. He isn't as big on baking as he is cooking, but whenever you ask he can't say no. While he may take the lead while cooking, you have to take the lead when baking. Whatever you tell him to do, he will do. Like Patrick he also eats the raw batter. He'll stop when you remind him it's unsafe and become more discreet about it. If you're also someone who eats the batter, you both take turns licking the spoon after. His favorite thing to bake with you is cookies, any type. He has a big sweet tooth.

Tashi likes watching you bake. She stands by you, following you around the kitchen and talks to you as you bake. She'll help with tasks like measuring and mixing. Really, she just wants to spend time with you. After your baked goods are done, you eat it together while continuing to talk. Her favorite thing you bake is bread, because she adores the smell.

[djsherriff-responses]

Hi, im really curious? Do you have any Dolph headcanons/ideas/analysis etc? :0 I’m really bad about keeping a consistent idea of a character in my mind, so I’m curious!

First off for tips on keeping a character consistent, I’d recommend rewatching/rereading the source material or at least bits off it.

I personally have a combination of “throwing crap at a wall till it sticks” and “imagine my own stories as tv episodes and replay it over and over again”, while that’s more how I generally write my own characters than specifically fan works, doing that and rewatching clips I find helpful. I also recommend reading up on analysis on the character by other people in the fandom. While some you may strongly disagree with, it’s worthwhile to have different perspectives

Anyways headcanons on Dolph

I used to headcanon Dolph having issues being possessive but after what the manga reveals, I no longer feel that’s in character for Dolph as it goes against what we learn about him

However I do HC that Alex made Dolph believe he was possessive , playing on Dolph’s need for affection and protective nature, and Dolph now struggles with the idea that wanting any affection and reassurance from someone is him being “too much”

Dolph is terrified of getting close to someone and hurting them (this is a combination of Alex self projecting onto Dolph at times and Dolph in the process of the fact he killed Alex and the grief that comes with that)

However I do still think Dolph is a bit of a freak in the bedroom , but now there’s the added fact that whatever he’s into is a by product of some sort of horrible trauma having a weird effect on his brain chemistry and it causing a lot of uncomfortable feelings being discussed

Going off that last point, I think Dolph would be into the idea of getting pregnant/having kids in some way, for the wrong reasons. That sounds out of character unless I explained this one so: I think Dolph has an unhealthy view of himself in that he feels like he has to be “useful” to someone in order for his life to have meaning. Obviously throughout most of his life he was a weapon and then later a boytoy to be discarded. Despite the betrayal , Dolph wanted to die once he got his revenge against Alex, showing that Dolph didn’t see any reason to stay alive if he had no one to be alive for. There’s also the fact he desperately longs for family , particularly parental/mentor figures, so it wouldn’t really shock me if Dolph “I’m gonna settle down at the age of 23 with a man twice my age” Laserhawk had fantasies of starting his own family with Alex ( just imagine that one suicide squad scene were Harley imagines her and the joker as a Suburban family) which goes further into the idea he only values himself if he has value to someone else

……… though realistically Dolph would actually be incredibly freaked out if he did end up having a kid with Alex , despite said fantasies (the difference between fantasy and reality and all that jazz)

I think he should get into gardening. I think it’d be a nice contrast to the intense tech he grew up with and be symbolic of him learning to be independent and free

Dolph does a surprisingly amount of stupid shit , he literally gave himself salmonella on several different occasions just because he wanted to eat cake/cookie mix and didn’t have the patience to bake it

Dolph is competitive with games to the point he’d break a leg just to win bingo

[the-kr8tor]

RAW EGGS?? DON'T GIVE HIM SALMONELLA WHEN HE'S HUNGOVER Daily Hobie HC! I'm really nervous cus I've been invited to a sleepover- so maybe maybe not there may not be a daily hobie hc tomorrow..we'll see:.) Baking for Hobie is always chaos. It's about to be Yuri's birthday soon, and you wanted to bake a cake for her, with Hobie joining to be a menace. Since you were attempting to make a chocolate cake, you gave Hobie the instructions as he watched you set up the equipments. His eyes briefly skimmed over the instructions, before tossing them over his shoulder playfully, claiming that you both didnt need it. Hobie watched over your shoulder as you mixed the batter, reading out the instructions to make it. While you asked him for the next ingredient, he'd read out in a monotoned voice to 'let your boyfriend called hobie brown eat some of the batter'. Unfortunately, his attempts failed. However, his luck spiked when you put him in charge of making the icing while you pre-heated the oven. He shamelessly would scoop up some icing with his fingers and pop them into his mouth, enjoying the sweet chocolate flavor. Hobie scooped up a dollop of icing with one finger, beckoning you over. Holding you against him, he chuckles as you try to fight him away and failing as he gently spreads the icing along your lips like lipstick. Before you could lick any off, he quickly presses his lips to yours, licking some of the icing off of your lips, humming at the added sweetness. As he pulled away, he licked his lips with a chuckle, holding you close as you held a lovestruck expression on your face. You had to practically pull Hobie away from the icing, or else he would've eaten it all when you poured it into the piping bag, the cake already in the oven. However, to satiate his craving for sugar, you quickly thrust the spatula towards him, allowing him to lick off the icing. While the two of you wait for the cake to finish baking in the oven, you teasingly lean over and lick some of the icing off the spatula, earning a pout from Hobie as he turns away, keeping the icing for himself. He stops himself from completely melting upon hearing your laughter as he slowly turned around, licking up the last of the icing from the spatula, before washing it. Once the cake was ready, this was now going to be the most difficult part, since Hobie had already proven himself to have no control when it came to the icing. Coating the cake in a layer of icing was surprisingly tame, with Hobie watching and spinning the cake for you. However, when you begin piping the swirls, was when Hobie decided he wanted to nick some. His fingers expertly swipe the topping swirls off, quickly putting it inside his mouth and looking at you with an innocent expression. Giving into his antics with a sigh, he chuckles, thinking he'll finally get some of that sweet icing. He feigns offence as you suddenly pipe a line of icing down his nose, which was messy as he instinctively scrunched up his nose in response. As revenge, Hobie leaned close to your neck, before rubbing off the icing from the bridge of his nose to your chin, smirking towards you as he swallows a laugh at your slow turn. Let's just hope Yuri doesn't mind the spiral toppings on her cake getting more messy as it went on around...(Hobie's fault) -🐦‍⬛

HAHAHAHAHHAHAH I HEARD THAT IT WORKS FOR HUNGOVERS!!!

Daily Hobie HC!! ❤️

Ooh have fun! I'm sure you'll have a great time!!

*inhales* oh this is some good shit right here

GAHHHHH WHY CAN'T THIS HAPPEN TO ME I WANT TO BAKE A CAKE WITH MY BELOVED PUNK

LMAOO 'let your boyfriend called Hobie Brown eat some of the batter' that's so real of him

It's all fun and games until he ruins my cupcake swirl. me:

That's alright tho i forgive him bc he's too cute to be mad at for a long time lols

Hobie putting icing on R's lips then kissing it of them is 😳😍😍🥰🥴🥴

BAHAHAHAHHA him nudging the chocolate off his nose to R's chin! I'd retaliate by squeezing the rest of the icing on him lmaoo

Yuri won't mind as long as you don't tell her why it's messed up!

Food fight!!!

[ilikeyoshi]

craziest thing about being an adult is i can just throw together boxed cake mix and a vegan substitute for eggs (not bc im vegan but to remove the unlikely risk of salmonella) and eat it out of a paper bowl like it's soup. bc my body always prefers things as liquids or goops over solids. like. a baked cake is good but u know what's better? cake soup.

[hereinhungercity]

Too Many Cooks

No man, or duck, can resist stealing batter when the baker works his art.

Felt like doing a little domestic selfship drabble with Howie, hope you guys enjoy even if there's no Bev, haha.

Howard darted a spoon into the bowl Aldous was mixing. That was something interesting about him- apparently, back home, feathered fingers means batter theft involves a small spoon rather than a wandering finger.  Aldous elbowed him back. “Knock it off, dude. There’s raw eggs in here, you want salmonella? Get off the counter.”

“Waugh! Don’t even bring it up. I’m still trying to get used to you hairless apes constantly eating eggs.” Howard fluffed his feathers and scooted off the counter, pausing to theatrically preen himself, as if indignant. His smile and soft eyes belied his good humor to Aldous, who turned back to the batter. “Besides, any waddler past their down knows you’re more likely to get e coli from the flour.”

“That’s… not any better, Howie.”

“Maybe so, but it’s my god given right to poison myself if I want to, isn’t it?” Howard huffed and climbed up into a chair at the table. “It’s good, by the way, doll. Worth having my hand slapped at least. It’s just chocolate though, why’s it red?”

“Don’t you even think about it, Howard.” Aldous paused as he set the spoon down and reached for a cake pan. He turned around and looked at his husband and smiled. “I actually know this one! Culinary school is paying off. Originally it was because of the use of cocoa in the cakes which would turn red as a chemical reaction. Later, during rations, bakers used beet juice to enhance the color of their cakes. Well. That’s for here, I don’t know if your home has the same history.”

“You’re telling me you’ve never heard of red velvet cake?”

“Of course I’ve heard of it! Waugh, who hasn’t? I just don’t get it, that’s all.” Howard twirled his batter thief spoon around in his hand, considering taking another swipe. Aldous raised the wooden spoon he was mixing with, tapped the batter off it, and pointed it at the duck without even turning.

“We both got Washington on our dollars, I figure it’s probably the same where it counts.” He looked over as Aldous slid two of the batter-filled pans into the oven and purred when Aldous bumped the door shut with his hip. He laughed and took his apron off, flinging it over Howard’s head and wrapping his arms around him from behind. “Waugh! You’re so sappy, you’re gonna waterboard me, toots.”

Aldous laughed and pulled back on the apron menacingly, as if to strangle him before flipping the fabric away. He wrapped his arms around the duck again as the apron fluttered to the floor and kissed his cheek. “Don’t you call me toots, if you want any of this cake.”

“Alright, Big Al. I’ll play nice, just let me at that cake. Maybe after you let me at you-”

“Howard!” Aldous playfully shoved against his shoulders and moved to sit beside Howard at the table. He rested his elbows on the tabletop and chewed his lip coyly as he looked at the duck. “Well… we do have about forty minutes. Think that’s enough time to ‘get at me’, Howie?”

“There’s never enough time to spend with you, toots, let’s go.”

[the-sacred-now]

TL;DR:PSA: You can get salmonella from flour. If you’re going to use cake mix or other flour in a recipe that does NOT involve cooking it, cook the flour/mix independently first.

Look up “how to heat treat flour.”

https://chelsweets.com/how-to-heat-treat-flour/#:~:text=By%20heating%20the%20flour%2C%20you,bacteria%20that%20may%20be%20present.

Oh dear gods, what are they doing to themselves over there NOW

..."recipe". Mmf.

(headclutch) FFS.

[scolek]

has anyone ever gotten salmonella from eating raw cake mix or

[reportwire]

Notes from the Field: Multistate Outbreak of Salmonella Agbeni Associated with Consumption of Raw Cake Mix — Five States, 2018

Notes from the Field: Multistate Outbreak of Salmonella Agbeni Associated with Consumption of Raw Cake Mix — Five States, 2018

Stephen G. Ladd-Wilson, MS1; Karim Morey, MS2; Sarah E. Koske, DVM3; Bailey Burkhalter, MPH4; Lyndsay Bottichio, MPH5; Joshua Brandenburg5; John Fontana, PhD2; Kristina Tenney6; Kirthi K. Kutumbaka, PhD6; Mansour Samadpour, PhD6; Katherine Kreil, MPH7; Paul R. Cieslak, MD1 (View author affiliations) View suggested citation In August 2018, two Oregon patients with diagnosed Salmonella infection…

[casorasi]

Conagra recalls Duncan Hines cake mix amid salmonella concerns

Conagra Brands Inc. has recalled four varieties of Duncan Hines cake mix as authorities investigate possible salmonella contamination at one of the food giant's manufacturing plants. People who bought Duncan Hines' Classic White, Classic Golden Butter, Signature Confetti or Classic… Conagra recalls Duncan Hines cake mix amid salmonella concerns

[riftclaw]

Yeah this is a very US thing; it's also why USAmerican people will freak out about salmonella in every egg-- the washing process means that one tainted egg will spread the salmonella to every egg in the batch, and the lack of the cuticle means it will infiltrate the eggs very easily. That's why things like eggless cookie dough exist-- it's legitimately not safe to trust it.

Outside the US though, i.e. in Europe or Australia, an egg that noticeably has poop on it is not great to eat raw, but generally you're not actually going to get food poisoning from eating cookie dough or cake mix or even just slurping that shit down in a smoothie.

It's actually a weird cultural divide bc outside the US the focus is often on keeping the chickens healthy enough that the salmonella doesn't get into the chain as much (bc generally a vaccinated chicken will lay a clean, uninfected egg-- yes, salmonella vaccines exist for poultry), whereas the US focuses on clean-up after the fact. Both options work to prevent disease in humans so there's not really a reason for either to change to the other method.

But even if you do live somewhere where the eggs don't get washed, you can still make an egg last longer by tossing it in the fridge. The water inside can evaporate over time (which is also why old eggs float).

[greenshirtimagines]

Baking With Bnha Boys (Izu, Todo, Mirio)

A/n: Why do I find headcanons so difficult to write??

(Masterlist)

Izuku

Personally, I don’t think he’d be the worst in the kitchen

He did make Eri that candy apple, after all

He’d be good at following the directions

But

Will definitely overthink things

“‘Zuku, it doesn’t have to be exactly 1 cup-”

“But won’t it mess the recipe up?”

Will probably continuously pour ingredients in and out of the measuring cups trying to make them reach the exact measurements so please stop him

Don’t even let him think about weighing the ingredients I beg of you

Is overprotective of you and will definitely get distracted in making sure you’re wearing oven mitts and ends up burning himself

Go ahead, kiss it better ;)

Don’t tease him about his muscles while he’s mixing, he’ll definitely get flustered and accidently fling ingredients out of the bowl

Then he’ll get flustered when you make him wipe your face off

Once again, it doesn’t matter if you’re baking a layer cake or cookies, he’ll try to make sure they’re exactly the same size

“Alright, time to take them out of they oven”

“But the timer hasn’t gone off yet?”

“It’s okay, this oven tends to bake things pretty quickly”

“Oh okay. Are you sure?”

“It’s literally my oven-”

Is really proud that whatever you baked is tasty, 100% brings some to his mom

Maybe you and his mom can even exchange recipes :)

His mom loves you, by the way

Your biggest shipper

Anyway

He will definitely use it as an excuse to see you again

He still gets embarrassed to ask you out even if you’re dating, but can you really blame him? You’re such a catch

Will also volunteer to wash the dishes for you but please don’t abuse that

Todoroki (+ Family)

You can’t tell me he knows what to do

“What’s a tsp? And why’s it different from a tbsp?”

If you need to melt something, he will probably try to use his fire

Please just tell him to use the microwave

Is very exact in his measurements, but easily accepts it if you say it doesn’t matter too much

Understands that there’s probably a difference between granulated, powdered, dark, and light brown sugar, but doesn’t know what

Thinks he can chill ingredients by using his ice

You have the freezer for a reason, please just make the most of your appliances

“I can try using my fire instead of the oven-���

“It will reduce the electricity cost”

Don’t let him do that either

Just use the oven

Has no clue how to decorate

Anything

Just sort of stands there awkwardly

Ends up trying to copy you but fails

Still, he gets points for effort

Probably doesn’t have a preference between baking or cooking or anything, I think he’d just be happy to spend time with you

Also brings some to his mom

She loves you too

But she especially loves the look in her son’s eyes when he talks about you

If you give him extra he’ll also give some to Fuyumi and Natsuo

Oh look, Biggest shippers number 2 and 3

Fuyumi will definitely invite you over to bake/cook with her

You two definitely bond with each other and she loves hearing you talk about Shouto

It means so much that he has someone in his life like you

Natsuo is banned from the kitchen after interrupting your talk and constantly teasing you about his brother and the wedding date

And stealing too many cookies

Todoroki has a broken family but they’re really fun??

Endeavour doesn’t get your baking until he proves himself worthy

That’s right mister, YOU have to be the one to prove your worth

Not just anybody gets (Y/n)’s baking

It’s a blast, really

You’ve already won over your (future) in-laws :)

Mirio

This clown spills flour all over himself to make you laugh

It’s not so funny anymore when he inhales the fine particles and hurts his lungs please be careful when baking

10/10 will start a food fight with you “on accident”

Don’t get raw egg in your eyes unless you want salmonella

Definitely wins

He doesn’t really know anything about baking?

Despite knowing this fully well, will also move onto other steps before you’re ready

Doesn’t ask you how to do anything either

“You know microwaving chocolate at 100% will burn it, right?”

“Oh really?”

“Did you just put a metal bowl in the microwave?”

“Yeah! Oh was I not supposed to?”

Probably doesn’t realize how strong vanilla extract is and likes to up the amount from 1 teaspoon to 1 tablespoon

Or heck maybe even 3 you better watch him

“If we bake these cookies at a higher temperature, will they bake faster?”

He probably knows better (with some of these things), but he likes to see your reactions

Unlike Izuku, he will intentionally burn himself so you kiss it better

Don’t let him get away with this it’s not okay

Likes to add in other weird ingredients to see what happens

He’ll try to shape cookies into hearts for you

“I’ll name this cookie (Y/n), cause it’s a sweetheart! Get it? It’s shaped like a heart and it’s sweet? And you’re just as sweet-”

Please accept his terrible puns

He knows they’re bad

You know he knows they’re bad

He knows you know he knows they’re bad

You know he knows you know he knows they’re bad

Will give you a surprise kiss out of nowhere

“I wanted to see if you’d taste like cookies!”

Overall, he’s fun to bake with

But please keep constant watch over him, you never know what he might do

[double-edged-pen]

Baking Together HC's: GN!Reader X Sonia and Kokichi

Requests are open, everyone! Be sure to check us out, and know that we've got some more posts coming soon!

~ Mod Yellow

Sonia Nevermind:

As a princess, Sonia has probably never baked before. She’s likely been busy with more important matters, anyway.

So you’re definitely going to be taking the reins on this one. Maybe Sonia will decide what you’ll be baking, or she’ll be the one listing off the ingredients as you grab them.

Teach her how to measure each ingredient! She’ll feel so accomplished once she sees you starting to mix together everything she put in! You’re turning all her hard work into something tasty and wonderful!

If there are eggs involved, you might want to be the one to crack them. Sonia may accidentally make a mess on the counter by hitting one too hard. Of course, that’s nothing compared to how devastated she would feel if she accidentally got some of the shell mixed in with the ingredients.

“Ah! Please forgive me! It seems my inexperience has ruined all our hard work!”

If you laugh it off and show her it’s fine, and that you can just fish it out, she’ll be very relieved. She would become considerably less “hands-on” after that, though, so it’s best if you just don’t let it happen in the first place.

You might have to do a bit of convincing to get her to taste the dough/batter. She’ll be expecting a cookie or a cake, so the fact that you just made a puddle of batter or some squishy dough might cause her to think she failed somehow. Once you explain everything, though, she’ll take a tiny taste while you measure out the amount you need for each sweet and put it in the oven.

She would love it so much that now you have to convince her to *stop* eating it. Maybe don’t scare her with salmonella stories, but just say that the more dough/batter she eats, the less sweets you can make. She may not stop entirely, but she’ll definitely be taking smaller samples at longer intervals.

Sonia would be so happy once it came out of the oven! This is something she recognizes and has likely eaten before! And she made it! With you!

Overall, baking with Sonia is a fun time. She’ll certainly want to do it again, and she is quite satisfied with the end results. Even if she hits a few bumps along the way, the fruits of your combined labors are too tasty to turn away!

Kokichi Oma:

Probably more well-versed in the world of baking than Sonia. May not have ever baked before, but if you’re into it, he’s down to try!

Might order you around the kitchen to fetch ingredients and stuff for fun. As long as you have a recipe, he’s pretty good about following it. Telling you to follow it, that is.

“What, you don’t trust me? I am the Ultimate Supreme Leader, you know. It’s only natural I’m the one giving out the orders!”

Seriously, though, he’ll be more helpful in the measuring phase. If you let him do anything with flour, though, he’ll definitely clap in front of your face to get it off his hands. He’ll laugh so hard about it, too.

You’re gonna want to be the one to mix/blend the ingredients together. Kokichi is the kind to turn the mixer to max speed “for science”. He’ll be notably absent when it comes time to record the results of his little experiment and clean it up, though. His snickers from the next room will be audible.

Really, just mix it yourself. Kokichi can get out the baking sheets, which he may or may not hit against one another.

Will put cookie dough on your nose, if he can reach. He definitely eats more of it than he probably should, but if you try to stop him, he will kidnap the bowl and run. Just work quickly and ask for help portioning out the dough, and you’ll have a decent amount of cookies and a Kokichi that won’t get sick.

If there’s any dough left after everything is in the oven, he’ll feed it to you. Letting him do this will result in a lot of snickering on his part, but if you don’t, expect a lot of whining. Kokichi will break down your resolve, little by little, until you eventually cave.

Finally, the cookies are done! I can see Kokichi going one of two ways about this.

A: Kokichi will refuse to share the cookies, insisting they’re special since you made them together. Maybe you’d believe that if you hadn’t just seen him consume over half a dozen cookies before you managed to finish your second one. Kokichi wants the cookies you made together all to himself. He’s earned it, right?

B: Kokichi will share the cookies you made together with everyone. He’ll definitely brag a bunch; especially on how he made the cookies, but everyone knows you were the one running the operation. The cookies turned out nice, and the general consensus was that they tasted great!

No matter what happens, you and Kokichi will both get to have cookies together! But the amount of cleanup you have to do is largely determined by how you chose to handle Kokichi along the way.

~ Mod Yellow